I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night, and all the nights to come.
too young for band members too old for their kids
In the classic rock fandom we are not only too young for the band members, but we are also too young for their kids, too.
WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.
Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!
Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
Tenth Doctor + Licking Things | Requested by galacticgallifrey
#we’re all on the same page re: his Batman but I submit to you that his Bruce Wayne would be out of this world #all chuckles and goofball smiles and unintentional sext selfies and tuxedos and acting sloppy drunk yet maintaining full adorableness #he’d be pulling faces and wearing Kanye shutter shades at the polo and he’d have a casual shoe collection that needed its own room #and everybody would be like ‘daawww that Bruce Wayne what an airhead but so cute right? did you hear he bought lunch for like 8 paparazzos who were waiting for him outside his fave restaurant?’ #and he’d just be this big goofy pouty celeb built like a brick shithouse #meanwhile #he’s working out on the parallel bars in the batcave - face like thunder and the righteous fury of all time
and i especially love the idea of his fakey bruce wayne-y acting he has a watch collection he has a wing of japanese art at the Met named after him and he stumbles around at the gala opening smiling benignly and asking people to explain things and then mispronouncing them and acting all embarrassed and being photographed rollerskating (badly) next to a model in the jogging lane of gotham central park and his cars are brightly coloured and difficult to insure and how he’s at a bar and the news flicks over to a story of a breakout at Arkham and he gets all still and whoever’s at his elbow is like ‘hey bruce - what’s with you?’ and idris!bruce just says ‘i have that same shirt as the news anchor - does mine look that bad?? you’d tell me right?’ (all tags from harrietvane)
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
tony issues tablets to all the avengers and thor sighing because this technology’s so fucking old he barely remembers how to use it anymore
Nah, y’all. Tony would be too distracted having engineers explain things on levels he gets. To them it’s basic, but oh my god. The guy has gone his ENTIRE LIFE without people to talk to him on his level when it comes to math and engineering. Having people who are above him on something? Would, yeah, cause some pouting, but he’d get over it because there are people who will challenge and teach him stuff.
Don’t get me wrong. Tony’s really bad at being an adult person, but dump him in an environment where someone is finally working above his level and he has to stretch? That’s what would equate to nerd nirvana for him.
FIRST, CAN I SAY:
FINALLY FANDOM IS CATCHING UP TO THIS FACT.
Now, just this is delighting me so! I can legit imagine Tony poking Jane in the shoulder about A BILLION TIMES before she looks up all WHAT? And he’s being like SHIT FOSTER WHY THE SHIT DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS and he’s waving his little Asgard tech around. Jane’s like… “I was working.” “Thor just brought this shit down and started talking magic, talk to me in English.” And Jane laughs bc Thor is such a fucking troll he know how to explain all this stuff in terms Tony would understand, she’s so going to have a talk with him later, but first she’s like “well, okay you know your holo desk? Expand the sciene of that by 100 and then add a 1000+ years. Most of the power sources basically zero point energy and look,” she flicks her fingers over the tech folding it open to show the inside of the tech. Tony pretty much doesn’t leave her alone for the rest of the afteroon.
Then he later starts bugging Thor, because Jane told him he knows shit. Jane would feel bad but she’s got work to do.
BUT YES, THOR BEING MAN I ASGARD CELLPHONE DON’T EVEN NEED CHARGING WHY? bc it’s a like a weird sound wave machine thing. idk asgard tech~
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter
GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING
I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs
"You made pasta?"
"Did you take out the trash?"
"And the recycling"
"Derek this has to stop."
British researchers have created the ‘new black’ of the science world - and it is being dubbed super black.
The material absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of light, a new world record, and is so dark the human eye struggles to discern its shape and dimension, giving the appearance of a black hole.
Named Vantablack, or super black, it also conducts heat seven and half times more effectively than copper, and is ten times stronger than steel.
It is created by Surrey NanoSystems using carbon nanotubes, which are 10,000 thinner than human hair and so miniscule that light cannot get in but can pass into the gaps in between.
i don’t like this
so where can I get a vantablack tshirt